Anyone need a vicarious goat scratching experience?

(Video shows a hand scratching a small white goat's head. The goat is enjoying it)

Баран и козел заблудились в густом лесу. Но, благодаря находчивости Козла, они испугали не только стаю
волков, но и огромного медведя и стали в этом лесу настоящими хозяевами.
(A ram and a goat got lost in the woods. But thanks to the goat’s smartness they frightened a wolf pack and a big bear and became the true masters of the woods.)

Older video that never got uploaded here. Takes you on a glitched-out, psychedelic journey with a goat who may be troubled. Footage from the game Goat Simulator, processed with Acid Cam. The "soundtrack" is two tracks from different Fugue State al...

In this story,it's so shit. (9:00)

Sit down with us, pour yourself a Red-Tomato Shy (21:00), and get ready to be blown away by this incredible tale. I really hope the author is as "embrassed" about this story as we are to read it. Like a goat.

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This is the story of the marriage of Njord and Skadi, the death of Thjazi, and the kidnapping of Idun. But there is ultimately a much better story going on and that is the story of Loki's battle against a goat. I hope you enjoy this Documentary.